good one

good one

bruhdidas:

Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *

deerhoof:

the sun can blister skin to teach a lesson but it’s perfectly capable of opening flowers unblemished. practice that kind of respect and only keep people around who do that
the cure is: sweat tears and the sea
rewatching movies doesn’t make you boring
poetry is important. don’t let people make fun of you for it
your body is valid
stop calling astrology stupid
look at this blog when you feel trapped
stop forgetting to bring reusable bags to grocery stores

quiet-kun:

Unlocking the 6th night.

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where do the people who write english textbooks find these sorts of things?
I 1-D-R…

where do the people who write english textbooks find these sorts of things?

I 1-D-R…

deather-child:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

guystud:

*bell rings to signal the end of the school day* *stands up* *smacks my ass* Nice. *exits the school property*

fucking children outside yelling “i’m frEe!” after getting off elementary school bus- kill urself

nothing has changed in the past six years

nothing has changed in the past six years

fucking nice one ten year-old elizabeth

fucking nice one ten year-old elizabeth

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

(plankton voice) CORRECT

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING